mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018

I hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me

this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me

oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me

by RengarHater February 27, 2024

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move

I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers

by Jump promote April 12, 2019

Jumps

A frog

It’s jumps and the witch

by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021