When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.
Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight
Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot
by Richard_69 October 26, 2017
Get the dick spooningmug. by anonymous September 5, 2021
Get the Spoon'smug. by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022
Get the Spoonsmug. An even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation sploon, a shorthand for the hit 3rd person shooter game by Nintendo, Splatoon.
by DingusDongus7583 November 23, 2024
Get the spoonmug. When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.
by 《♤》 October 18, 2020
Get the SPOONINGmug. by dlovatz December 27, 2023
Get the canadian bar spoonmug. When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
by DavilMorn April 4, 2024
Get the not in my spoon drawermug.