you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.
Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!
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she got them cakes

meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb
rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins
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I got your six

Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."
Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.
by aithros October 06, 2005
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Shit just got real

The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter
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you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey
Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"
by Colleen Ann May 28, 2006
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got them hands

Specifically referring to a BLACK person that can fight.

This is colloquial speech and can only be correctly applied when describing BLACK or sometimes in rare occasions HISPANIC people. Asians and Whites can under no circumstances be described as "got them hands".

While an Asian or White may single handedly knock 3 or more mexicans unconscious, he or she CAN NOT be referred to as "having them hands", only as a real ass nigga (it is always OK to refer to a white boy that knocks out 3 or more mexicans as a real ass nigga, ALWAYS, in fact fighting 3 mexicans at the same time is one of the few routes to caucasion real nigganess! 1 of 3 mexicans must be a real nigga and the white must scream out "EAT NIGGA EAT NIGGA DONT RUN OLE BITCH ASS NIGGA" while in the mix with the REALEST of the 3 mexicans to apply)

Finally this word is intended to be used in reference to the age demographic 13 - 24. When referring to a black that is Beyond the 13 - 24 demographic and can fight, some commonly accepted terms are "ain't no bitch as nigga", "real ass nigga", "a dog" etc.
Tyson: man if lil keith keeps bragging about a how he fucked peejay's ole lady them south-side niggas gonna jump his ass...

Jamaal: Hell naw boi, lil keith "GOT THEM HANDS"! I seen him knock out a cop and two bodyguards before. The cops had to call back up and mace that nigga. They hit him wit da taser and even after all of that they still needed John Cena to come thru and hit him with that attitude adjustment before he was finally subdued.

Tyson: yeah I guess your right... That nigga lil keith is a real ass nigga!

Jamaal: You a whole bitch, now you wan jump on lil keith dick, coward ass, I'll bat the piss out u
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