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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.
“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
by Anakinnie April 19, 2022
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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
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Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.
Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."
by patonhill January 9, 2021
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dr frost depression

when you get set homework on dr frost and get so annoyed and mad and you don’t want to do it.
did you do the homework?
no i have dr frost depression
by hitiktok123 February 1, 2021
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go commit depression

making someone get depression no reverse cards or no u nothing can stop this.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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