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david gilmour

david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters
who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
by mentally married to rockstars September 4, 2021
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david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.
'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'
by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013
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That David kid

That one “friend” you hang out with only in a group that always wears a backwards hat, rises for no reason, and most likely watches Disney porn. Sometimes people call him Gayvid just to make him angry
Ok, which one of you invited that David kid again?
by Gayvid2006 June 28, 2021
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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david gräfen

person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen
by david gräfen November 22, 2021
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angie&david

the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.
Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr
by Angie&david August 25, 2022
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david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass
person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc
by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019
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