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That’s my cousin

A manipulative & deceit tactic statement / phrase used primarily in the African American community when their significant other catches them making an inappropriate pass , cheating or attempting to set up a “hook up” with another individual indicating their current spouse is over reacting . This phrase is used by a narcissist to convince their spouse that they themselves are “crazy” & over reacting . If they accept that, it then covers up their behavior & they can continue to emotionally destroy their significant others confidence , makes them second guess their insecurities , and you can continue your fornication attempts .
Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?

Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
by Atlas Alcott September 18, 2025
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seventh-cousin-5X-removed

Seventh-cousin-five-times-removed (7C5R).
My seventh-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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tenth-cousin-6X-removed

Tenth-cousin-six-times-removed (10C6R).
My tenth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.
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Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.
Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.
by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024
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1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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eighth-cousin-2X-removed

Eighth-cousin-twice-removed (8C2R).
My eighth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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first-cousin-6X-removed

First-cousin-six-times-removed (1C6R).
My first-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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