Bum Grass

A phrase that is used when something or someone annoys another person.

Gosh Dude you are such a freaking bum grasser!

Aw man we have a pop quiz! Thats so Bum Grass!

I didnt get picked for the team, thats Bum grass!

by Kjfinn July 06, 2011

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Bum & Coke

When you line cocaine on someone's asscrack and snort it

"John did a bum & coke off my sister last night!"

by Hump.and.Dump June 17, 2019

bum jiggle

someone who acts as a "stick in the mud" and is extremely lazy.

Emma! Don't be such a bum jiggle!

by puns4food April 24, 2014

Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 08, 2013

Bum cancer

Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.

Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.

Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.

by Kirstylovesthebum January 12, 2008