august 16th

16th august is the birthday of the most beautiful and charming and absolutely woman ever. the girl born on the 16th of august has prettiest eyes, extremely beautiful lips, and has red blushing cheeks. the most charming and gorgeous woman to ever walk the face of the earth. this diva is born to only be loved and sought after but still does immense work for her husband, herself and her cute little future children called golgappas. absolute love.

"hey wifie, were you born on august 16th"
"yes, babe"
"checks out, lovely"

by ireallyreallyreallylovemywife February 15, 2025

August 19th

THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.

August 19th
Him: "It's my birthday"
Her: "Yeah I know, that why your so sexy"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

August 10th

national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

August 10th is national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

by Browntown32 August 10, 2024

August

sped white guy who looks black. Has 2 brain cells, drug addict, smoke weed and does balloons every day. Loves his tequila shots and 50 cent. Loves to call people bozos but he da bozo.

August is such a fucking sped

by krufiz May 12, 2022

August 10

The most annoying people are born on this day. They will care about you still tho.
It is also national be a normal human being day. (My bday 🥲)

John: hey, did you know august was born on August 10
Mike: dang explains why she's so annoying
Donald: but today is August 10 so she has to be a normal human being

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

August 27 2020

The day something amazing and fantastic is going to happen,
at least that's what tiktok users

keep saying.

X: Are you ready for August 27 2020?

C: Huh, what do you mean?

X: Well, I heard that something good is gonna happen that day!!

C: Oh! I can't wait, I wonder what's gonna happen.

by money machine 100gecs July 11, 2020

August 6th

National toe wriggling day

Joanne: Why are you wriggling your toes?!
Marla’s: It’s august 6th silly!

by Chickenchipsandsourcream July 30, 2022