good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Siririba July 10, 2025

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018

Gbad Morning

When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning

I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning

by Badboy16 April 13, 2021

Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash

Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!

by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018

Good morning!

😊just woke up

Good morning! Did u sleep?

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 7, 2020

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

by BambooSteen May 23, 2018

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023