I was at a train station and a woman began taking a shit I didn't realise the forecast for today predicted blue snow
by Devil of hades December 28, 2018
Get the blue snowmug. Jeff: Dude, I think she's on her period.
John: Wasn't she on it earlier this month?
Jeff: Uh huh, looks like a blue period.
John: Wasn't she on it earlier this month?
Jeff: Uh huh, looks like a blue period.
by Psychx October 22, 2012
Get the Blue Periodmug. by Leslie P. January 25, 2009
Get the blue sunshinemug. A small town in Jackson County, MO that leeches off the big honcho Kansas City, along with other towns like Independence and Lee's Summit. Its schools are Blue Springs High (filled with pathetic low-life wannabe gangster twats aka the Wildcats) and Blue Springs South High (filled with uptight sluts and jocks, with a decent football team aka the Jaguars). Theres really nothing to do here but bowl or go to Pancho's (a little mexican joint with fucking delicious burritos, seriously, try it sometime. They're made from the mexican burrito gods). Basically north of 40 Highway is the trashy side, and south of 40 is the middle-class/rich snobs. Home to American Idol winner Dane Cook. Tech N9ne and Bobb'e J Thompson also reside in/around the Springs. If you really want something different to do, go to any other town/city surrounding it. This includes Grain Valley, Lee's Summit, Independence, and Kansas City.
1: Hey man! Where've you been?
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
2: Oh you know, just been chillin in good ole' blue springs!
1: Damn, that sucks ass
2: Tell me about it! I've done nothin but sit on my ass and eat burritos
by admiralcrunch989 December 15, 2012
Get the Blue Springsmug. by Link972 December 9, 2009
Get the blue eyesmug. When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016
Get the Blue Wafflemug. The use of pre-revocation warrants for the arrest of offenders who have violated a condition of parole.
by 1-800-CRIMETV September 26, 2006
Get the Blue Warrantmug.