A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"
Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 25, 2011
Get the Phone Book Wankermug. by LadyErica318 May 26, 2011
Get the F-Book Facemug. by Facebook all over May 27, 2011
Get the Face Book Hoochiemug. Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.
Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.
by The Winker21 November 11, 2009
Get the Book-readin' faggot shitmug. 1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.
There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.
by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009
Get the Sorting books in a burning librarymug. 1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'
1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.
by OL and FC February 16, 2009
Get the book worm lookin assmug. This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.
Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.
by Elliot Swarz January 7, 2009
Get the face book denialmug.