Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.

Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!

by full of it March 7, 2011

Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

by Gortlubes September 24, 2017

Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

sausage back

Where the dick is hard and your sitting in a bubble bath with your partners back up against your shaft.

Taking a sausage back with Gary

by Franknjoseole December 19, 2017

polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

by lokiu April 27, 2009

sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

by captain booya November 26, 2010