road dump

When you're driving with your significant other, and she puts her ass over your lap and proceeds to shit all over your cock.

"Dad, I got road dump the other day."

by Dr. Allan Pole March 25, 2016

road rat

motorcyclist, a person who ride a motorcycle.

The road rat rode his motorcyle into the parking, put the down kick stand down, slide off the bike, dusted himself off, and walked into the bar to order a beer.

by Joe Crowder February 15, 2005

Road Warrior Hawk

The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.

Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

Virtual Road Head

The act of a male receiving oral sex from a female while participating in a racing video game. Recommended game is Mario Kart Double Dash.

Damn shawtty, I 'bout dropped the controller and lost to that bitch peach cause that Virtual Road Head was so mo' fuckin' good.

That nappy headed hoe from the 3rd flow, Kelly, best get her bitch ass down to 201 to get my Virtual Road Head befo i finish this all cup tour.

by Willie Fister October 29, 2009

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

Road D & Scoopin's

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.

She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's

by Marchand August 10, 2016

road map titties

titties that look like the map of wisconsin

Damn!?! Look at those road map titties!?!

by lumpy-juice December 13, 2009