STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

Crypto-Retard 

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.

You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?

Crypto-Retard by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017

Turbo Retard 

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

Turbo Retard by Admiral Doot Doot June 15, 2021

Full Retard 

1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

Full Retard by [e-mail] October 8, 2008

avant retard 

Cutting edge idiot; someone who plumbs the depths of idiocy where no one has been before

Tom is the first person to flunk that exam for the TENTH time !! Does that make him an avant retard or what !!

avant retard by Accidental Bookworm October 21, 2011

full-metal retard 

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

full-metal retard by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Uh oh Retard Alert 

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

Uh oh Retard Alert by mister669 June 11, 2020