Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021
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caution ! this type of love is very dengorous for the he's and very much fun em her's so being a pup can be good but being a prey is not
caution ! this type of love is very dengorous for the he's and very much fun em her's so being a pup can be good but being a prey is not
yeah ...yeah ... he became the trap of puppy love .
she likes puppy love as she can hunt down cute pups .
she likes puppy love as she can hunt down cute pups .
by puppy love me 99 December 13, 2024
Get the puppy love mug.Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.
by Starving Artist May 31, 2025
Get the Puppy Love mug.Exploring something new and/or exciting instead of focusing on the task that the object of attention was supposed to be used for or following instructions provided on how to use it.
You have to repeat your instructions several times before she stops puppying about and gets back on task.
One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!
One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!
by minagica January 9, 2019
Get the puppying about mug.person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023
Get the sick puppy mug.Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."
Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."
Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019
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by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018
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