Pettoruta

It's a popular defense mechanism used in Italy to fend against autistic man-child karens who work in the education industry.

Teacher: You're an awful student, also i'm way better than yo-
Student: PETTORUTA
Teacher: *fuckin dies*

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

petty paraphrasing

to state something written or spoken in different words, especially in a shorter and simpler form to make the meaning clearer but with emotions moreso than logic

Person One: How would you paraphrase the book, “Old Yeller?”
Person Two: kid murks his dog because it had rabies and the kid didn’t even try to take the dog to a veterinary clinic!
Person One: There’s more to the book than that!
Person Two: You said paraphrase, you didn’t say anything about petty paraphrasing!

by Sarahsmile86 May 21, 2023

Pettentious

Fancy, humorous word for Petty.

A Pettentious Person

by Comma dilemmaz August 13, 2023

pettitle

Someone who is both petite and little

Wow bro. You’re only 5 foot. That’s very pettitle

by Slayqueensmall September 12, 2023

petthique

A girl who is petite and thick at the same time.

Yow, my girl aint tiny.. she petthique. Petite like Ariana Grande and thicc like Beyonce.

by Baby'Awit October 16, 2023

petty sex

refers to a situation in which one's partner displays selfishness, indifference, and laziness during intimate and sexual moments, showing little to no emotion or effort and causing the other person to feel unimportant, hurt, and undervalued in their relationship.

Jeff felt hurt and undervalued in his relationship because his partner consistently engaged in petty sex, showing no care or effort towards his pleasure even though he make sure his partner was always happy

by RelatableGuru November 2, 2023

Alex Pettis

Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.

Alex Pettis is amazing.
Alex is sexy.
Alex has a nice ass.
Alex likes to have fun.
Alex is cute.

by Israel Gaytan August 25, 2011