Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

by Jamie June 17, 2006

peter pham

a fucking gaylord that fucking talks shit on people jus cuhs they dont fucking go out wit him

fucking peter go fuck yourself like yoo always fucking do

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Peter Pipelayer

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).

Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

by Cement-Mixin' Charlie June 29, 2004

Pulling a Peters

To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.

Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?

Oh he is pulling a Peters again.

by Roomchamp January 9, 2010

Peter Lik

An alternative reaction to hearing/recieveing bad news. (Could be replaced by "Oh, Really?" Also used at a curse.

~Stubs toe~
"PETER LIK"!

by The Whore's Fertilizer May 2, 2011

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names December 8, 2007

peter mcmaster

A person who masturbates every where

Dude I just Peter McMastered in the school bathroom

by Ken43576901 June 10, 2014