promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Cringe Puppy

A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.

"This dog is a cringe puppy."

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

Puppy

A cover-up word for "Pussy." Comes from trying to text "Pussy" in WORD on cell phones.

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.

Jenna is a puppy.

Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.

by Tall Greg January 9, 2011

Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.

Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!

by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023

puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner

Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.

by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021