suck your mum

I love you so much

suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022

Oscar's Mum

This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.

Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum

by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

Ar mum gay

When gay porn roast you dont know what to say

Gay porn: I did your dad
Me:ar mum gay

by Vice bio March 19, 2019