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good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.
Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila
by Chows29 May 23, 2018
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Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!
by Mettie July 30, 2019
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Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
by magneticpoo September 14, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.
Morning.
by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025
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Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.
I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.
by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019
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Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm
Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning
by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025
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