Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
by ZMoneyy February 09, 2024
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Stun Lock

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.
Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro
by GlitchedHeathenVA February 08, 2025
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colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
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Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.
Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.
by Froginabox December 11, 2011
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gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.
Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.
by GetCurvd May 12, 2015
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lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.
OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.
by polly334pocket December 07, 2009
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