mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

The Jump Start

The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.

Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.

by rastyhaf November 17, 2022

Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping

"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."

by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022

Jump and swing

Reference to hanging, sometimes used as a threat which can bypass moderation.

Hey bill, go jump and swing.

by Evil Lee October 27, 2025

jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

by MeMeLu July 24, 2022

Jump tight

Getting ready to go somewhere quickly and still looking good

I have to jump tight because I have to be there in 20 minutes

by Jump tight October 21, 2020

On jump

Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.

You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.

You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!

Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!

by B-Rob3000 March 15, 2011