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Post-Boost Phase

The period during which war heads and decoys are released during the last stage of a ballistic missle.
I was walking my dog when a post-boost phase... occured.
by James Bond May 13, 2004
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Post Netflix Depression

When you've been watching Netflix for so long, you no longer know what life is. You can only think about the next season of you're favourite show.
Dude 1: Yo, dude, what's up with Sarah??
Dude 2: Oh, she's got Post Netflix Depression.
Dude 1: Shit man
by AwesomeDude007 May 9, 2015
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post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.
Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works
by obama6969699 March 12, 2022
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post rock

Tuneless geeks that can't sing playing simple, boring songs which repeat far too much and are about ten minutes too long.
Post rock is totally lame, every1 should listen to metal cos' metal is bitchin' \m/(>_<)\m/
by Aye Right Then Min October 7, 2008
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Post Superbowl Shits

The shits you get the morning after the superbowl when you've eaten too many hotwings and drank way too much beer.
Matt-My asshole feels like its on fire
Brian-Thats the post superbowl shits.
by Brazz January 11, 2009
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post-clitoral orgasm

a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.
the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.
by Dr. Sexpert November 4, 2010
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Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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