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Canada's History

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"
by rman1201 February 4, 2010
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CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022
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history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021
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Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.
The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.
by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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