Head Rug

If the word wig is weird to you just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

by MuffinPie October 22, 2020

Head gasket

The mushroom tip that you use to try to solve the issue of anal seepage sometimes only a temporary fix

Cody was spending a fortune on underwear so Bobby suggested a tampon but that didn't work so Stefan snuck up behind him and helped him out with a good ol head gasket for a temporary fix.

by Bathnbody November 4, 2016

ed head

Used to describe a person who does something retarded.

Me: You fucking hit it in our goal!
Them: *chuckles like an idiot*
Me: Fucking ed head...

by ThisIsAParadox December 1, 2016

Head Hammock

A normal bed pillow place behind a females head while the male is in the dominant postion (sitting on her chest) during oral sex. Then grabbing the pillow's four corners with both hands one can use the head hammock to work the females head during oral negotiaions.

Sweatheart was tired of me pulling on her ears during oral so I placed her head in the head hammock and let'er rip.

It's a Hammock for Heads and.... a Hammock for Head!!!

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

les head

A girl who has the face, neck and haircut of a lesbian, but not necessarily the body. The head is so convincingly that of a lesbian that it is hard to acknowledge she is any other way inclined.

Mandy has developed a particularly lezzie haircut.

Yes, she is indeed a les head.

by Jofish February 6, 2008

hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

packet head

Packet head is an individual who always gets on cocaine.

you know that Sam Townsend, he's a right packet head

by Izbomb January 15, 2019