fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.

Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018

bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".

"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."

by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024

Gold team productions

a group ran by a asian and a white as fuck man.

Holy fuck gold team productions has a fucking Chinese man that likes dogs

by Asian Dogfucker 69420 May 26, 2019

gold blooded

Piss blood

Sandra there has piss blood. Shes gold blooded.

by lasagne face June 5, 2023

Dunder Gold

Any stupid shitty story that happens at your office that is hilarious and bloggable is dundergold. The Root dunder has a basis in Dunder Mifflin the ficticious company in "The Office." This is commonly used in the famous blog myshittyoffice.com

I didn't want to miss work today, because my stupid boss had to give a big presentation and was bound to produce some dunder gold.

by Puddles McGhee May 19, 2011

Gold

A person whose name is León is the synonym for gold
Loyal, funny, precious and the love of your life.

León Haze you are gold to me.

by realpapiJ April 22, 2019