Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.

Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise

Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience

by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube

i had really good rough goon

by daveroid1 April 28, 2025

goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner

On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner

by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.

It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.

by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024