by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018
Get the david ureno mug.David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
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Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...
Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
Get the david peacock mug.The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.
by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016
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Get the David Wilson mug.David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.
Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021
Get the David Smith mug.david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters
who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
by mentally married to rockstars September 4, 2021
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