david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018

David Jean

A little white billy boy kid, who also happens to love anime and sleep with a bunch of Persona 5 body pillows. Also known as a Filthy Weeb.

Stop playing persona, you're such a David Jean!

by Electrokevon June 13, 2017

Boom(David)

The name of someone that is a Shooter of guns, hitter of heads, adjuster of egos.

Wow Boom(David) is soo good i should kiss him or give him all my money.

by UrDadaLmao June 24, 2021

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

Stinky David

A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively

Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby

by Doodio November 13, 2019

david gräfen

david gräfen

person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen

by david gräfen November 22, 2021

angie&david

the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.

Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr

by Angie&david August 25, 2022