david morgan

David Morgan is a very charming guy. David will make you feel special, so look for him. David has the most soft and shiny hair you will ever see. He has a thing on getting really beautiful girlfriends.

David Morgan is charming.

by Dr.Dave December 11, 2017

david ureno

A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck

I want to be David Ureno

by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018

david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016

david gräfen

david gräfen

person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen

by david gräfen November 22, 2021

David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021