Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Be a Dan about it

When you can't handle what your feeling in an adult way & do whatever to make yourself feel better temporarily

She didn't get what she wanted so she's gonna be a Dan about it again

by Shortbuttmyd***tall September 25, 2022

Dan Man

Dan Man was a prince who died in a tree

i love tree's that dan man died in

by Frank Louisa July 13, 2019

dan.

a man who is very prone to disease and will jump off a cliff if you say there is cheese wizz down there, this guy is fericous and the special forces are after him, watch out. oh did i forgot to mention the swarm of genital lice on his penis.

DANG THAT GUYS LIKE DAN.

by bowlcupsacsack July 25, 2023