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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.
After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.
by asian_circles September 21, 2016
mugGet the asian circlemug.

Circle search

When you have Google searched something for hours, eventually just coming up with the same sites or same information
Im writting a paper for college on the great Sphinx and ending up just circle searching the same info.
by Kittykat331 August 9, 2015
mugGet the Circle searchmug.

circle demotion

To be demoted from one circle to another in google+.
Person 1: She didn't make my cup of tea well enough.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: Give a bit of circle demotion my friend...

Person 2: Huh?!
Person 1: Demoted her from my friends circle to acquaintances circle on google+ so I can warn my friends without her knowing! Bitch won't be making tea for a while.
by Franallamba July 26, 2011
mugGet the circle demotionmug.

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
mugGet the Death Circle Jerkmug.

Circle Yurt

When a group of friends start a commune to write an song or album.
Hey guys we need to have a circle yurt for our new album.
by Bluewraeth October 18, 2021
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Crimson Circle

1. A person's anus
2. The after-burn or 'raw' feeling after anal sex.
3. An "entertaining" band from mansfield UK, an area which is well known for incest.
1. Don't rip the crimson circle
2. Sam gives a mighty bad crimson circle
3. Crimson circle are playing? I'd rather get a crimson circle off sam
by SquishyGorilla March 26, 2009
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