boomer zoomies

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time

Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.

by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024

boomer bomb

a "boomer bomb" is when your dad tries to be "hip" right in front of all your friends. this could also be when people on facebook post memes.

dad: yo, this is so hashtag lit!

child: dad stop you are embarrassing me in front of all my friends!

dad: you mean your homies?

dad you are dropping a boomer bomb

by 123425 December 13, 2021