Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.

William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.

by follywood April 21, 2009

anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.

oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!

by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006

anal spelunker

A being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings anal cavity(s).

"Shut up Craig, stop being gay, you anal spelunker."

by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!

Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.

by Xider May 13, 2005

anal sex

Large or small probing mechanism used to stimulate the anus often resulting in both physical pain and pleasure.

1. As Tom proceeded to have anal sex with Jerry, Jerry yelled out, "Harder big boy!" feeling a mixture of pain and pleasure.

2. Laverne and shirley stimulated one another with their vibrator, "Squiggy", by shoving it gently into eachother's anuses.

3. Papa bear pet Mama Bear's fur while having sensual, yet predator-like, anal sex on their new bear skin rug.

by Cornelius Cornhole September 21, 2005