When you're trying to poop, but your anus has spasms similar to gagging. This often happens when you eat too many spicy foods and typically happens towards the end of a bad case of Fiarrhea
After a bout of fiarrhea I was dealing with anal gagging and dry heaving as my bowels attempted to expell the remnants of the Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust powder coating the walls of my colon.
by Dr Asspasm May 15, 2017
William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.
eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.
eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.
by follywood April 21, 2009
by LEARY / CARTER March 23, 2006
by Twisted System™ August 13, 2006
A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure
Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.
Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.
I love you.
Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.
I love you.
by P.I. Staker January 07, 2008
Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!
Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.
Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.
Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.
by Xider March 06, 2005
Large or small probing mechanism used to stimulate the anus often resulting in both physical pain and pleasure.
1. As Tom proceeded to have anal sex with Jerry, Jerry yelled out, "Harder big boy!" feeling a mixture of pain and pleasure.
2. Laverne and shirley stimulated one another with their vibrator, "Squiggy", by shoving it gently into eachother's anuses.
3. Papa bear pet Mama Bear's fur while having sensual, yet predator-like, anal sex on their new bear skin rug.
2. Laverne and shirley stimulated one another with their vibrator, "Squiggy", by shoving it gently into eachother's anuses.
3. Papa bear pet Mama Bear's fur while having sensual, yet predator-like, anal sex on their new bear skin rug.
by Cornelius Cornhole September 03, 2005