Molly is the sweetest girl u will ever meet. She has beautiful brown eyes and dark brown hair. She’s tall and talented and she’s a natural at everything you’ll see her do. She loves her closest friends and whoever she loves she will love with all her heart. She may be very self conscious at times and if you love her as much as me you will feel urged towards her to keep her happy but you may be self conscious about yourself and it’ll break your heart when you realise you could’ve made her feel so much better. You are the luckiest person on the planet if you happen to love molly and her to love you back, and I envy you.
Person 1: Ohhh, it’s Molly
Person 2: r u really simping over her again?
Person 1: how can u not?!!??!? She’s the most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet!
Person 2: r u really simping over her again?
Person 1: how can u not?!!??!? She’s the most beautiful creature to ever grace this planet!
by She’ssuchafuckinghottie November 23, 2021

by ChadLuvr1 March 10, 2023

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

TAKING MOLLY TO THE DOME TONIGHT, HELL YEAH!!!! (Followed by a round of high fives from your homies.)
by golfwangmdmagang November 14, 2013

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit
by anonymous July 13, 2023

Someone who typically ends up in one night stands with less than attractive people usually after a couple of drinks.
Ryan: “Hey Bill do you see that girl over there.”
Bill: “Yeah but she’s a total Molly, I saw her leave the bar last night with Joe Picklemeyer.”
Ryan: “Oh gross what a Molly!”
Bill: “Yeah but she’s a total Molly, I saw her leave the bar last night with Joe Picklemeyer.”
Ryan: “Oh gross what a Molly!”
by DaddyLover6996 July 2, 2018
