dan

never lies

dan never lies

by bibbullock70 July 10, 2020

Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan

UwU Dan

by Bakugou:) November 01, 2019

Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 01, 2022

Dan

Top bloke with a wide and long chode

Is that Dan? Yeah check out the chode on that him!

by JimmyChood February 13, 2021

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 26, 2023

Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021