A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).
by unlessroses July 25, 2016
Get the story slammug. When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.
Burglary of your funny story.
Burglary of your funny story.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
Get the story burgmug. The sickest band around. You should definetly check them out. They're metalcore.
Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums
Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass
Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums
Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass
by xGodiiix April 25, 2017
Get the Villain of the Storymug. Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
Get the Cool Story Bromug. Please go through with my handle~
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
by plz hump meeeee🍆🍑💦🥵 sexyy April 12, 2025
Get the Sex storymug. A “phoenix” story (in the context of online creators/YouTubers/influencers) is when someone gets completely burned to the ground publicly — massive controversy, cancellation, doxxing, harassment, loss of all platforms and income — and then, after disappearing for a while, quietly rebuilds a new career (often under a new name/brand) and ends up happier, healthier, and frequently more successful than before.
It’s called a phoenix story because, like the mythical bird that dies in flames and rises from its own ashes, the person has to let their old online identity “die” completely, then rebirth themselves from whatever is left.
It’s called a phoenix story because, like the mythical bird that dies in flames and rises from its own ashes, the person has to let their old online identity “die” completely, then rebirth themselves from whatever is left.
Some well-known (or semi-known) examples of a phoenix story:
• Creators who were huge in the 2010–2015 era, got accused of something (true or false), lost everything, deleted all socials, and then years later came back as a totally different channel/niche and now have bigger audiences who have no idea about the old drama.
• People who used to be in drama-heavy circles (Skeptic YouTube, commentary community, etc.), got dog-piled, vanished, and resurfaced doing chill gaming, cooking, or educational content with a fraction of the old audience size but 10× the peace of mind and actual money.
• A few have even gone quasi-anonymous (avatar + voice changer at first) and built seven-figure businesses because they no longer have the baggage of their old name.
The key elements that make it a true phoenix (rather than just “they came back”) are usually:
1. They never really “clear their name” in the old space; the old controversy is still out there on Kiwi Farms or old Reddit threads.
2. The new audience is almost entirely unaware of the past (or doesn’t care).
3. The creator themselves says some version of “Getting canceled was the best thing that ever happened to me” because it forced them to escape a toxic ecosystem and build something sustainable.
• Creators who were huge in the 2010–2015 era, got accused of something (true or false), lost everything, deleted all socials, and then years later came back as a totally different channel/niche and now have bigger audiences who have no idea about the old drama.
• People who used to be in drama-heavy circles (Skeptic YouTube, commentary community, etc.), got dog-piled, vanished, and resurfaced doing chill gaming, cooking, or educational content with a fraction of the old audience size but 10× the peace of mind and actual money.
• A few have even gone quasi-anonymous (avatar + voice changer at first) and built seven-figure businesses because they no longer have the baggage of their old name.
The key elements that make it a true phoenix (rather than just “they came back”) are usually:
1. They never really “clear their name” in the old space; the old controversy is still out there on Kiwi Farms or old Reddit threads.
2. The new audience is almost entirely unaware of the past (or doesn’t care).
3. The creator themselves says some version of “Getting canceled was the best thing that ever happened to me” because it forced them to escape a toxic ecosystem and build something sustainable.
by natalieocean November 22, 2025
Get the phoenix storymug. once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
Get the A Storymug.