D-Gas Syndrome

D- Gas is a acronym for Don't Give A Sh** Syndrome.

Its a disease where the audience or person could care less about what is being said or presented before them. Thus would rather drop a duce then continue the conversation.
Person 1: So do you like Zardoz?

Persons 2: I'm sorry but I need to go to the bathroom because I got D-Gas syndrome.
by Mass One November 16, 2009
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gas giant planets

Either of the gas giants including Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter These planets have no solid surface but have a solid core, and are mostly composed of gasses
Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter are the 4 Gas Giant Planets
by Andrew scrivner April 29, 2005
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1970s Gas Crisis

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ass and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the semen back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s.
My freaky girlfriend loves the taste of cum and shit so I convinced her to let me give her a 1970s gas crisis.
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Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.
I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

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Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

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Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas
by Penny Parrot June 16, 2010
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Pennsylvania gas station

The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
by fuckkko January 14, 2011
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German Gas Mask

The sexual act of a person putting his/her mouth on the anus of another person as the other person realeases gas into the other persons mouth.
Adne ate Abigales butthole blowout as they did the German Gas Mask.
by J@$0n April 24, 2011
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ga-dunk-a-dunk

a big black ho and her ga-dunk-a-dunk ass
by joe da flava May 15, 2003
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