j lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

J lo forget getting married. Instead live with your fiancee or boyfriends and nobody will pay attention to your personal relationships

by liliamet September 19, 2003

Slanderous J

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem

by NickF. July 30, 2008

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013

J-rab

A jippy Arab like person

Shut the hell up you J-rab

by Smoby-jones September 3, 2008

J Pap

To squirt Hershey's syrup in a chick's snatch before you go down on her.

I gave that chick I met at Stratus a J Pap when she took me black to her dorm room.

by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009

Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers

"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"

by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014