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Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.
Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.
by thegirl123 March 28, 2009
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Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.
by Not_SEGA April 13, 2009
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Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.
I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us
by DaStokingGoat November 19, 2009
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Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.
Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky
by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023
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Zach

Zach is a weeb
by Zachisaweeb June 20, 2019
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Zach

A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.
Zach's an asshole but also a good friend
by Irdp July 23, 2019
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Zach

Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zach’s in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.
Zach is a dude he is cool
by Heheheholan November 7, 2020
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