withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

Writer's Trypophobia

Trypophobia, in small terms, means the fear or disgust of holes.
Writer's Trypophobia means the fear of plot holes in a story you're writing.

To write yourself a large novel, and realise at one point, that there's at least one plot hole, and now you're terrified of how many other other plot holes you've dug for yourself. Well done. *slow claps*

"Hey Nanowrimo, I'm stuck on my story! I've got so many plot holes to fix!"
"Do you need any help or hints?"
"Yes, please. I have such Writer's Trypophobia!"

by tenkunsfw November 8, 2020

Writer

Serial killer of fictional characters

"oh Janet? She's a writer. Don't piss her off"

by cybermel May 30, 2021

witheredsage

The coolest person ever

Witheredsage? Nice

by ghostlyboooo October 4, 2021

wither skeleton

Dark-coloured human skeletons with slightly taller statue, wielding a stone sword instead of a bow. They only spawn in the Nether Upon death, they can drop bones, stone sword, coals, or wither skulls.

Upon hitting player with their swords, wither skeletons can cause wither effect that depletes health points.

by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021

Writer's Block

When your brain gears just stop and no matter how hard you try you cannot feasibly come up with two words to type on your computer screen that make sense together and therefore cannot finish your epic novel about the quest to slay a dragon er whatever and every thought about the book that crosses your mind is immediately pushed back with "That would sound like f*ing s*t if I put that in words" and absolutely no inspiration can even enter your mind anymore and the end of your google doc is just stuck with the hero at his girlfriend's house crying on her floor for his missing brother and essentially, you feel like your brain is just a puddle of s*t.

"I have severe writer's block, I can't think of what to write next."
"Billy won't be finishing his book soon, he has writer's block."

by Potat 1 August 11, 2022

sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010