by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013
Get the heated thumb warmermug. The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket
Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.
by ubermonk December 19, 2010
Get the Tijuana sock-warmermug. When a man, normally a pimp, calls his ho that he frequently uses between sex and uses her for pleasure, no love, no money, and the ho gets rejected for cash.
Pimp 1: Yo have you seen my Dick Warmer lately?
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?
Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.
Oh lawdy
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?
Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.
Oh lawdy
by RaWrz-Cupcakes44 June 10, 2014
Get the Dick Warmermug. by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009
Get the Moscow Hand Warmermug. masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010
Get the country hand warmermug. Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."
2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
by 970gayboy May 27, 2010
Get the NoCo Neck Warmermug. Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!
She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 16, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pipe Warmermug.