walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.

person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”

by streborarella June 16, 2022

Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

by timidtax June 29, 2024

Vest anger

the feeling of anger and/or aggression because of the restrictions of a vest

*John is in a bad mood and throws phone while wearing a vest* Sally says “ You’re have vest anger, take off your vest and you’ll feel better.

by Stink stink 30000 March 08, 2024

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 16, 2010

Miyanna Vest

Tall independent woman normal containing bunions. Often has pockets full of juul pods or apples. Favorite flavor of popsicle is onion or big Luke.

That girl is all over big Luke and Onioun, must be a wild Miyanna Vest.

by Daddy sack love December 13, 2018

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022