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urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle
My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it
by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016
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Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.
It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.
by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019
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Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.
Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“
by Al Daquan April 14, 2019
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Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme
They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist
by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
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Urban Dick

John Doe is such an Urban Dick. He trolls people online and offline spewing fictional lingo.
by Breezylovesno1 June 4, 2018
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The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app
he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.
by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018
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