Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.

" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.

by CaliAngel May 15, 2018

Trouser Taco

A trouser taco is another slang term for a woman's vagina.

It's hot as hell, how's that trouser taco smell?

by CarryMeHome August 5, 2017

Trouser pudding

Weve all had it happen, when you gamble and loose, you get trouser pudding.

I had the flu and tried to rip a hellacious fart and instead ended up with trouser pudding.

by Mr horrific1 January 16, 2018

Trouser-Flappin'

When you are standing next to a speaker at a concert or a party and the power of the music makes your trousers move.

Happens more with bass bins. Coined by DJ Nark.

The music was trouser-flappin' last night! Whopper tunes!

by theresamonsterintheparasol May 13, 2009

Trouser Sweets

Male genatalia, perhaps as described by females when referring to oral sex

a girl says to her boyfriend (offering him oral sex):
have you got any trouser sweets for me?

by stacey love February 25, 2010

Fancy Trousers

Another word for "panties" used by people who don't like to use the word "panties."

"Stop trying to look at my fancy trousers!"
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"Don't get your fancy trousers in a wad."
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"Why'd you leave your fancy trousers on the floor?"

by Cucumber27 September 25, 2011

Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks

by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011