Travis is short for Travesty. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's hot and ballin but spends most of his time violently jerking off in his basement
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
Girl 1: ” Hey are you still going out with that dude, Travis?"
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
by Kittyliketomeow March 01, 2017
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by TravisHater20 July 01, 2022
Name of someone who is an extreame dick head, commonly dickheads like the one who tries to control the nicest person ever and then blocks them on social media to avoid them finding out about him cheating. Travis is not funny and should not lie about mothers having cancer.... travis's father should have pulled out
by Weerach definitions July 27, 2017