When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
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Get the Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla mug.Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day
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Get the October 29 national tortilla day mug.when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
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Get the go commit eat tortilla chip vertically mug.Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass
by Davazkz July 31, 2017
Get the Tortilla de patatas en el parking mug.During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
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