National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 26, 2024

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Broad-Toppy

When you have nothing else to do besides destroy your life with drugs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna go for a hike?

Person 2: Nah I'll be busy going Broad-Toppy for the ready of my life.

by TippyToedTimmy June 14, 2021

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Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 03, 2023

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