Technologically
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
Incompetent
Mother
A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.
Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
by The_Bear June 28, 2007
Get the timmug. by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
Get the Timmug. A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim
Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim
Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006
Get the A Timmug. A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
Get the Timmug. tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
by Cumherern March 14, 2017
Get the Timmug. by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008
Get the timmug. Tim is someone who you will fall utterly and completely in love with when you meet him. He’s the most sweetest guy ever and will drop everything to do anything you want. He loves you for you and is dorky, but in a very cute way. He’s usually tall and built broad. He’s very handsome and when you fall in love with him everyone else’s attractiveness just drifts away. You don’t even notice them anymore because he’s the only one you want.
“Tim was cracking me up today.”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”
“Why was that?”
“He was acting so dorky!”
“Oh I love when he’s dorky! It’s so cute!”
by Hiscoxlong June 16, 2020
Get the Timmug.