kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

Whaling on the moon.

When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots

I'M Whaling on the moon.

by Resiean November 5, 2014